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<B>About the Show</b><BR>

<I>Thanks for the Scabies, Jerkface!</I>

<p align=justify>Yes, the title grabs your attention.

<p align=justify>And it grabbed the attention of audiences nationwide this past summer with over thirty performances in ten cities.


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<tr class="row1"><td style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(79, 65, 7);" align="center" valign="center">Saturday<br>12/09/2006<br><i>8:00 PM</i></td><td valign="middle"><strong class="Venue">Main Street Cabaret</strong><br>672 Main Street<br>Buffalo, NY</td><td>$20 (716.886.9239)</td></tr>

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<p align=justify><BR><BR><B>Artistic Personnel</B><BR>Written and performed by Dan Bernitt<BR>Directed by Tom Wilkins<BR>Photography by Vidyuta Rangnekar</td></TD></TR></table>

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		<TD><B>Fringe Encore</B> - <I>A top-selling show at the Minnesota Fringe Festival</I></TD>

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		<TD><B>Stage Pick</B> - <I>Valley Advocate</I></TD>

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		<TD><B>Top 10</B> - <I>KC Stage Fringe Festival reviews</I></TD>

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		<TD><B>Grant Recipient</B> - <I>Artist development grants from the University of Kentucky and the Kentucky Center for the Arts</I></TD>

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		<TD><B>National Tour</B> - <I>Over thirty performances in ten cities, including appearances in the Cincinnati, Provincetown, Berkshire, Kansas City, and Minnesota fringe festivals, as well as in the National Gay and Lesbian Theatre Festival in Columbus, Ohio</I></TD>

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<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>brilliant ... Dan Bernitt has a knack for making his body language express volumes that’s as refreshing as his storytelling.</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><p align=center><i><small>Steven LaVigne, On the Purple Circuit</small></i></TD></TR></table><BR>


<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>one of the best things I've seen this year.</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><p align=center><i><small>Matthew Everett,<BR>Minnesota Fringe official blogger</small></i></TD></TR></table><BR>


<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>L'il Sedaris</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><p align=center><i><small>Valley Advocate</small></i></TD></TR></table><BR>


<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>... brims with gentle wit.</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><i><small>The Columbus Dispatch</small></i></TD></TR></table><BR>


<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>Dan Bernitt's sonorous baritone and sense of humor carry him ... His easy-going, confident performance brings out the humor with deft timing.</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><p align=center><i><small>KC Stage</small></i></TD></TR></table><BR>


<table align=center><TR><TD valign=top><img src="quote-open.gif"></TD><TD><p align=center>dry, dark, incredibly sharp writing ... See him now. You'll be hearing from him later.</TD><TD valign=bottom><img src="quote-closed.gif"></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD><p align=center><i><small>Cincinnati CityBeat</small></i></TD></TR></table><p align=center><a href="reviews.html">Click for more reviews.</A><BR>

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