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	Currently a finalist for the Lambda Literary Award in Drama, Dose : Plays & Monologues is a collection of Dan's plays and performance work. Included in the volume is the one-act Almost: at once comic and devastating, it explores how two young men arrive at the point where they can't even touch. Also included is the full original script of the critically-acclaimed Thanks for the Scabies, Jerkface!, and two brand-new monologues heard only on stage. If you happen to have a gift certificate from Amazon.com, you can order the book through their site. Or, if you feel like supporting a budding performance artist (and save a couple bucks!), order through the Sawyer House store using the links below. $15.00 (154 pages, 5.25" x 8")

	The chapbook of Dan’s newest solo show, Thanks for the Scabies, Jerkface!, which will be touring several theatre festivals in the summer of 2006. From the Berkshire Fringe: "This hilariously poignant one-man show details the trials and tribulations of a young man as he enters college where he encounters a homophobic roommate, battles a bout of scabies, and attempts to find a place he can call home. Thanks For the Scabies, Jerkface! paints a vivid self-portrait of what it means to be young, gay and Southern." And from performance artist Tim Miller: "Really funny and wise and sassy and soulful." Order now! (40 pages, 5.5" x 8.5")
CHAPBOOK OUT OF PRINT Script now available in Dose : Plays & Monologues

	The chapbook of Dan’s first one-man show, best described by Cincinnati's CityBeat: "It is Bernitt's talent as a writer that is stunning. He is incredible. You wish the poems he speaks to us were distributed in print so we can go over them again and again. He is that good. ... The tempo and nuance of his words are so well chosen that even his prose becomes poetry." Not only are they available in print, but they're only FIVE BUCKS! Order now! (48 pages, 5.5" x 8.5") Chapbook - $5.00

	Dan's newest collection of poetry and prose, released in September 2004. Written in the stream of consciousness style, he explores the imagery of the subconscious. Included in the chapbook are never-before-printed short stories and experimental poetry. It is Dan's most honest work yet - certain to leave you craving more. (24 pages, 5.5" x 8.5") Chapbook - $5.00

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